Stuff Morayo-Hope Says
If you've got kids you'll no doubt be familiar with the never ending hilarious moments that come up in conversation. Morayo-Hope has been tickling my funny bone too much lately! Check out some of the stuff she's been coming out with below...
Me: Morayo-Hope, I'm just going to let Donna know that I'm here.
MH: You don't need to let her know you're here. When she sees you she'll know you're here.
Me: 😐 #onthefloor 😂
Me: (to Kola) Babe, have you decided what you want to do for your birthday yet?
MH: Wait a minute! It's mummy's birthday first, then mine! Why are we discussing daddy's birthday?
Me: Because you said you're having a beach party, so that's sorted.
MH: Well, I haven't finished deciding what to do for my birthday. It's going to last all summer. The next day I would like to go to Disneyworld!
Me: Jesus take the wheel.
The power of advertising:
MH: Mummy you can go to work now
MH: Because you can just leave us with a nanny from care.com.
MH: Mummy, doesn't my mermaid look so clean?
Me: It sure does darling!
MH: That's because I use clorox disinfecting wipes! See? Neeeaaaat!
Me: 😂 (she's picking up the lingo- neat?!!)
**a couple kiss on tv**
MH: **shocked face and hands cover mouth**
Me: (think fast!!) Oh don't worry honey, they are getting married!
MH: Oh, phew!
A few minutes later, MH is chasing Judah around the living room
Me: **Give her the mum look that asks the question all by itself**
MH: It's ok mummy, I just need to kiss Judah so he knows we are getting married.
**watching Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK)**
Steve Harvey asks "Name something some women don't wear."
Me: (shouting at the TV) Make-Up!
MH: That's right mummy! Some women don't need to wear make up because their skin is good and they look just fine. But other women, like you, need to wear make-up otherwise you just look like a boy. Isn't it?
Me: **blink blink** (Not really where i saw that going. Still burst out laughing and started rethinking my life choices.)
On that note, I'm off to find a hairstylist!